Crystal McLean, aka TMZ, has been teaching at Pole Pressure since 2009. She is known as Pole Mama to countless students, awesome trixster, and expert on hiding moose knuckles. She will catch you on video doing amazing and/or embarrassing things on the regular. She has cracked the code to eating all the pizza you want without gaining an ounce. She loves tattoos. She is always learning new things and has several side hustles cause she's a hard worker. She has a great sense of humor and she will tell it like it is. You will want to be friends with her.